Dormie Cup 2024 (Chasing Glory)
by ZimmZimma
Kiawah Island, where the ocean meets the green
The Dormie Cup's callin', most prestigious we've seen
Team Saxton's arrived, with fire in their eyes
Team Wakely, the champs, aim to keep their prize
Ocean Course awaits, eighteen holes of fate
Cum flops or glory, it's never too late
Dormie Cup, cold beers flow
Eighteen holes, let's steal the show
Saxton and Wakely, goin' head to head
On Carolina greens, legends are bred
Who'll claim victory when the day is done?
Under Kiawah's sun, only one team's won
Tee off at sunrise, salt hangs in the air
Wakely's got the title, but Saxton don't care
Drives split the fairway, putts find their mark
This ain't just golf, it's leavin' your mark
From bunker to green, every shot counts
The Dormie Cup, that's what it's all about
Dormie Cup, cold beers flow
Eighteen holes, let's steal the show
Saxton and Wakely, goin' head to head
On Carolina greens, legends are bred
Who'll claim victory when the day is done?
Under Kiawah's sun, only one team's won
It ain't about money, ain't about fame
It's pride on the line in this gentleman's game
On Kiawah's shores, history's being made
The Dormie Cup, where legends are played
Sun's sinkin' low, scores are gettin' tight
Who'll raise that trophy when day turns to night?
Sweat on their brows, sand on their shoes
Ocean breeze whispers, "Who's got most to lose?"
Final putts rollin', crowd holds their breath
The Dormie Cup crowns a champion, nothing less
Dormie Cup, cold beers flow
Eighteen holes, let's steal the show
Saxton and Wakely, goin' head to head
On Carolina greens, legends are bred
Who'll claim victory when the day is done?
Under Kiawah's sun, only one team's won
Dormie Cup, Let’s Go!
by ZimmZimma
Kiawah Island, burning sun
Dormie Cup has just begun
Team Saxton's feeling bold
Wakely's title they want to hold
Ocean Course, eighteen holes
Cold beers keepin' us consoled
Dormie Cup, let's go!
Cold beers and golf balls flow
Who'll be the champion? We don't know
But we'll party on the 19th hole
Tee off drunk, what could go wrong?
CUM flops or birdies, we sing this song
Shanks and hooks, we don't care
Putts keep missing, we just don't dare
Eighteen holes of pure delight
Dormie Cup, we'll play all night
Dormie Cup, let's go!
Cold beers and golf balls flow
Who'll be the champion? We don't know
But we'll party on the 19th hole
Saxton vs. Wakely, who will prevail?
Swinging clubs and chugging ale
On the green or in the rough
This tournament's gonna be tough
Sunburned faces, buzzed all day
Who cares about our PGA?
Wakely's reign might just end
Saxton's putts around the bend
Final hole, tensions high
Dormie Cup, do or die
Dormie Cup, let's go!
Cold beers and golf balls flow
Who'll be the champion? We don't know
But we'll party on the 19th hole
Dormie Cup, it's more than golf
It's friendship, beers, and goofin’ off
Win or lose, we'll have some fun
Under the Carolina sun